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A Lost Ark?

Having flown back into Abu Dhabi at 6:40am on Sunday I was going to head straight to work.

It looked like it had been wet and I discovered how much when I got back to my apartment.

There was water downstairs in the entrance, on my landing, in my hall and in my bedroom. It’s a bloody good job I learnt from the last time I had a leak as now all my computer gear is sat off the floor. Still I had no idea how it had got to where it had so I quickly mopped up and headed to work.

The day was long and busy. By the time I left for home it was around 8pm. There was talk about more bad weather on it’s way on Monday. We all knew rain was coming – just not when.

BANG – The thunder rang out in time with several loud flashes. It was 2am. The flashes kept going along with an almost continuous barrage of lightning. The rain started pretty quickly and was some of the heaviest I have seen here.

Within five minutes water was coming through the patio doors, then started cascading down the wall through the ariel cables ducting passing down from the roof. And finally water started to appear in the bedroom – I have no idea where this was coming from. After an hour or two the rain stopped. I’d mopped up about 20+ litres of water and was knackered.

I ended up staying up for the rest of the night just in case… I left for work early and quickly came across the foot of water in the street. Heading down the road I turned the corner and the water continued. There was one hell of a lot of it.

I managed to get to work quickly only to be greeted by the carpark under water.

You would never never think that this could happen in a desert! Now where did I leave my Ark!?

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All Drugged Up

Since I got back from China last Sunday I have had a pretty vicious sore throat. This was not helped by the really bad dust storm on Thursday either.

It did however make some of my early morning conversations quite entertaining as I was as husky as a husky dog eating husks (or should that be rusks?).

I’ve spent the last thirty or so hours of Friday wrapped up in bed or in my sleeping bag that’s rated to -30c. Sweating myself silly. Those of you who know me will know that I hate laying in bed never mind being ill.

I finally felt like getting up this am. The rain overnight gave the impression it was cold outside. I did not particularly want to spend another day suffering I decided to head to the Hospital. I had been badgered by enough people at work after all.

Why the hospital I hear you ask? Well, as strange as it sounds that is where the doctors are based. This is one of the few things that the UAE have got right.

The company supplies medical Insurance, as it is obliged to. With my ‘magic’ little medical insurance card I can then be looked after 24/7. It’s that simple. The surgeries never shut!

By the time I got to the hospital there was a queue. The guy over the counter promptly told me there was an hour and a half wait. Looking at me again he asked what was wrong (obviously picking up that I looked like shit). I mentioned flu etc… and I was promptly pointed towards the ENT (ears, nose & throat) clinic down the corridor.

“It will be a lot quicker” he stated so off I trotted.

After flashing my Med card and giving my mobile phone number I was ushered into a room for the usual height, temperature & blood pressure tests – strange really that this information is not shared between the two departments less than 300m apart.

Within five minutes I was sat at the desk of some ENT Surgeon (although his official stamp says surgen). At this point I felt a bit stupid for wasting the guys time. I mentioned my symptoms and the fact that I had just come back from China. The masks were then donned.

I was ushered to the chair where my throat, nose and ears were checked. Then it I was taken to another room to have my ear pressure checked.

It turns out from what I understood that I had picked up an infection from a cold, this had resulted in me not only feeling crap but left me suffering with negative ear pressure. In simple terms my hearing was shot. I kind of got the impression that picking this up now was a good thing.

I paid my fifty dirham (less than £10) and left the clinic, heading to the pharmacy on the way out. After another 10 minutes I was the proud owner of five different boxes of drugs. The good news is that they are all included in the fee!

On the good side I don’t have H1N1. The downside is that I cannot drink for a week and I need to eat properly. Apparently  I must take some of these tablets with meals – Some you win & some you loose!

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All Work and a Small Hint of Play

Before I start the following is a brief synopsis of my recent trip to China for work. As you can understand some if not most of the trip must remain confidential for many reasons so I’ll discuss what I believe I can.

So I finally made it back from China Today some two days later than planned.

I flew out the previous Friday night, arriving early Saturday. Dumping my stuff off at the hotel we had lunch then headed back to the factory. It was cold – about -10c so my really thick jumper/jacket came in handy.

The factory was an hour outside of Beijing. It did not take long for us to arrive and we were greeted by the usual group of people. Some of these speak some great English I must say.

We were ushered into the factory and had a look at one of the units. Although slightly disappointed in only seeing one unit we quickly made our comments and left. We know they can pump these things out very quickly so coming back on Thursday for another inspection with our client did not concern me.

We were then informed that the factory was not open on Sunday – which was nice to know! It would have been nice to be told this before we flew out.

We headed out for drinks at Mix – A nightclub playing Hip hop and R&B. Great fun and very loud.

Sunday we started late and headed to the Great Wall – some distance from Beijing. We headed out to Mutianyu.

I was assured this was less busy than Badaling. They were right. It was fantastic! Very cold, very quiet and very clean – a stark contrast to Badaling I must say.

After several photos and some brisk walking we returned to Beijing.

For dinner we headed to a hotpot restaurant called Ding Ding Xiang. As usual there were sixty plus people sat downstairs waiting for a table. Our driver disappeared briefly and returned with a big grin. Our table was ready!

The hotpot is a fantastic meal as everyone sits around the table and cooks their own food in two containers, simmering over a flame. One with a hot (spicy) soup and the other cold. It’s a great way to eat as everyone interacts and talks to one another – something that is lacking in western society these days.

I headed to the airport early on Monday to meet everyone else who was visiting. We headed into the city passing through some current projects and had the token Peking duck, along with scorpions! Yep you heard right. In fact I had two of the little critters. We were then quickly whisked off to visit the Birds nest, Watercube before catching the flight North to Shenyang. We arrived to a shockingly cold -20c or less.

We were up early on Tuesday and headed to the factory. With the obligatory tour over we discussed several design issues at length. The day was finished off by heading out to see the very impressive testing rig. To say it was large is an understatement.

Wednesday morning we had another brief meeting before heading to the airport. It had started to snow and it delayed our flights by two hours. Finally we made it to Beijing and headed to the factory. After another brief tour and short meeting we agreed to reconvene after lunch Thursday to give everyone time to resolve some technical issues.

In the evening we headed to another well-known restaurant of which the name escapes me, followed by an hour or two at “The world of Suzie Wong” another great nightclub!

In the following afternoon I was instructed to stay for another two days to check on production. This is easier said than done when you are in a foreign country, cannot speak the language and they don’t won’t you to find out.

However, you’d be surprised in fact how easy it is to work out – and so were the guys in the factory!

I caught the flight back and made the most of the Etihad lay flat seats in BC. Great service, great flight but they must learn to turn the heating down, as it was far too hot! It wasn’t long before I was back at work.

Now, what you will not pick up from the above is that:

  • The days are very long – typically only 4-6hrs sleep per night
  • Meetings take three times longer as they have to be translated
  • On return to my hotel room at night I am still working for another hour or so checking, reading & replying to emails. I ended up working until 3:30am one night compiling a report.
  • Then there is of course all the extra work when you return
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Driving in Fog UAE Style – May the Force be with You!

Fog…. it is an interesting weather phenomena!

Fortunately for me driving to work is a very short affair.

This morning with a slight chill to the air I jumped into my car for the five minute drive to work. It was not long until I came over the brow of the expressway when I hit the fog.

There are two ways to spot fog over here in the UAE:

  • The first being the obvious lack of visibility
  • Secondly is the large volume of flashing orange lights everywhere.

Driving along with your hazard lights in fog apparently generates some magical force field that protects you and your occupants of all evils and more importantly from someone crashing into you. I’m sure Ob1 Kenobi, Luke Skywalker & Darth Vader amongst others would applaud this safety feature, but quite frankly it makes driving in fog more dangerous and secondly it’s bloody irritating.

Hazard lights are not fog lights – they are only meant to be used when you are stopped. Maybe there is a hint in the name, as the name suggests – Fog Lights.

Diving in fog and seeing hazard lights tend to make you slam on your brakes or swerve out of the way in case someone has broken down in the road. When everyone has them flashing it becomes a mass of orange distracting your attention from the real hazard. Never mind the fact that the indicators are nonexistent when the hazards are flashing so you cannot see people change lanes.

Saying that most people in the UAE don’t even know what indicators are for – but that is for another story!

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Etisalat Part #10

I Just called Etisalat to check on my internet connection status.

Surprisingly I got straight through.
This is a shame as I love to hear the crappy hold music; which is played at twice the volume and distorted just for good measure.

Me: Hi just ringing up to check on my new internet connection.
Him: What is your

…….Continue reading Etisalat Part #10

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Boutique Hotels

If you have ever wanted to stay in a different kind of hotel, then look no further.

Here are a couple of websites for some great Boutique Hotels.

Tablet Hotels

Design Hotels

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Etisalat Part #9

Called Etisalat today to see what was going on.

Was fobbed off yet again… I’m slowly getting a vibe along the lines of “we’ll connect you when we feel like it – we don’t need your money”

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Etisalat Part #8

As I had not been contacted by anyone since my call on Saturday I decided to call up and find out what was going on.

After being played back a series of prerecorded and sometimes garbled electronic information I got connected.

Me: Hi there I am trying to get an update on my new connection as no

…….Continue reading Etisalat Part #8

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Etisalat Part #7

Received an SMS message from Etisalat –

Dear customer, your sub request number is 130860231; it is escalated to concerned departments. Thank you. Etisalat-101

This is strange as the chap on Saturday could not send me an SMS

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Etisalat Part #6

Rang Etisalat to see how my connection was going.. afterall it had gone pretty quiet and maybe I’d missed a call whilst in China.

Now the line was not the clearest in the world (which is kind of ironic) so I only part heard something about no ports available and that they would raise a complaint

…….Continue reading Etisalat Part #6

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